Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Watch this if you want to see John Landis and some other jerks take a shit on the twilight zone
(1/5)

Premature Burial (1962)

Guy lives in fear of being buried alive so guess what happens to him
(5/5)

The Landlord (2009)

Watch Rabisu leave green makeup allover everything and also store bought vampire teeth like crazy

(4/5)

Slugs: The Movie (1988)

This move has the greatest fight between a man and a gardening glove you will ever see

(2/5)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

Prince Prospero throws the greatest party of all time till death crashes it

(5/5)

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Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)

If you take the blade movies and you replace westly snipes with a asian girl who needs a shower replace the action with shaky cameras and lost any attempts at comic relief you get blood the last vampire

1/5

then new guy

its good to be apart of the team hello and hail

Thank you Facebook

For reminding me how much we suck

Love Object (2003)

Kennith can't decide if he likes plastic or Flesh maybe plastination is the answer to his problems.

(2/5)

Stan Helsing (2009)

yet another move made for people in a coma ... if you are conscious and you enjoyed this horror parody please go see a doctor and have them medically induce you into the state you belong

(1/5)

The Stepfather (2009)

watch out he might just want to start a happy family with you next

(2/5)

Satans Orphans hall of fame induction

Bill makes grate use of his free time finding a new use for great big fat girls and raising moths