Saturday, December 13, 2008

I cant belive i let you sit on my couch

Midnight Skater (2002) Richard wants to kill the students of his art school one at a time for fun. When they start turning into junkie zombies he enjoys killing them even more.



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Now playing: Saves The Day - Say You'll Never Leave

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991)

The faculty of tromaville high are creating sub-humanoid slaves and then a giant mutant squirrel kills everyone it was like the 80's puked in my t.v. 

"The whole thing made me want to projectile-vomit.":Roger Smith

Botched (2007)

Bad Russian accents in a not funny or dark (dark comedy). The best part of this film is Yuri's sweet boots.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Needless To Say


A-ha - Take On Me

SherryBaby (2006)

The story of a nasty junky gets out of prison fucks every dude she meets and realizes she should not raise her daughter

Dead & Breakfast (2004)

An ancient chinese secret turns a town of hicks into zombies the soundtrack alone will make you hate this crappy movie i wanna know why David Carradine wasted his time  on this

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Arlington Road (1999)



Michael Faraday is ridiculously paranoid of his neighbor Oliver Lang the old school american terrorist ..... thinking back on it he really had no reason to suspect Oliver of anything 

Monday, November 3, 2008

New Nightmare

This is a movie about making the movie you are watching Wes Craven should have stayed awake 

Monday, October 20, 2008

I want you to stop me


The Hitcher 1986

This movie had the same feel as Harry Potter good vs. evil the only thing that can put a stop to one is the other.


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Now playing: Death Cab For Cutie - Stable Song

Monday, October 6, 2008

I Fuck On The First Date

You wish you could fuck with your friends like this april fools day is not as stupid as the cover


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Now playing: The Shockwaves - Bruticus

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Jason from Friday the 13th wears one. He's bad-ass.

childhood revenge and weight loss this movie will make you feel bad


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Now playing: In Due Time - The Ultimate Measure of a Man

Dumb suck.



Near Dark
is about some retarded vampires who are to stupid to stay out of the sun they have been alive for hundreds of years but live in stolen cars you would this they would set up shop somewhere but no there far to stupid for that there's also a love story in there somewhere

winners of the ugliest vampire award they don't even have fangs


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Now playing: Figure Four - New Day

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Seed of Chucky

this seriously felt like i was watching a family movie i cant believe there's so many killer doll movies in this world how is that possible are there killer doll fans out there just waiting on the next Chucky movie watching demonic toys over and over again and who the hell is Jennifer Tilly? anyway John Waters mostach is amazing


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Now playing: Trouble - Shadows On The Street

Nothing New For Trash Like You!

is it a pointless movie about cat killers or is it a in depth look at my peoples heritage eather was gummo has a sweet sound track and more shirtless dudes than you see at a public pool



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Now playing:
Cursive - The Ugly Organist

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Nacht der lebenden Loser, Die

If it was the 80's this would be everyone's favorite movie its crazy how there are places lost in time who needs to time travel when there's clearly places on this earth stuck in time




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Now playing: Blink-182 - Boring

Friday, September 19, 2008

Just nomore elves ok (spiral)


sometimes waiting for something to happen is better than a gore fest


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Now playing: Devo - Mecha-Mania Boy

Monday, September 15, 2008

CASTLE CRASHING


I just unlocked this guy im so proud cant wait to see who i get next




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Now playing: Combat 77 - When We Were Young

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Brainscan (1994)


the early nineties was a bad time for horror it was a bad time for everything but flannel dude what went wrong i still enjoyed brainscan dont get me wrong theres just something awkward about nineties


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Now playing: Misfits - Nike A Go Go

Sunday, September 7, 2008

What do five dead Kim's have in commin, ... They dont play play along

Otis is a go getter hes a 40 year old pizza boy and his dream is to go to prom with his sweetie pie Kim so he makes a dance floor in his basement kidnaps bitches for some do or die l.a.r.p.ing. This movie has the best ending ive seen in a long time


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Now playing: The Movielife - Read My Lips

The Best Game Show Ever!

13: Game of Death was awesome start to finish i would watch this game show everyday if it were real


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Now playing: By A Thread - A Stale Goodbye

Friday, August 29, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008

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