Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Watch this if you want to see John Landis and some other jerks take a shit on the twilight zone
(1/5)

Premature Burial (1962)

Guy lives in fear of being buried alive so guess what happens to him
(5/5)

The Landlord (2009)

Watch Rabisu leave green makeup allover everything and also store bought vampire teeth like crazy

(4/5)

Slugs: The Movie (1988)

This move has the greatest fight between a man and a gardening glove you will ever see

(2/5)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

Prince Prospero throws the greatest party of all time till death crashes it

(5/5)

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