Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

The greatest Christmas film ever made!

(5/5)

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Ricky is all grown up and he has become a complete hard-on with a vivid memory of things he was never there for

(2/5)

Cellar Dweller (1988)

Ludo from labyrinth is killing then eating art students

(2/5)

Die, Monster, Die! (1965)

These rocks are fucking radioactive I think I'll pick it up and start playing with it maybe sleep in the same house as it

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

I am going to have so many nightmares of baby jane hudson for the rest of my life

(5/5)

Theater of Blood (1973)

 The worlds greatest actor playing the worlds greatest actor how can you beat that ... maybe with a poodle pie


(5/5)

some guy and some broad make some experiment and cant decide what to do with it. long story short the thing grows into some human thing the guy fucks it and then all hell breaks loose.

(4/5)

House of the Damned (1963)

so apparently the meaning of the word damned has changed a shit ton in the last 50 years i would have named this movie the house of the slightly startled or bootleg scooby doo

(3/5)

Pontypool (2008)

Yet another stupid scheme to cure the living dead when will man learn

(3/5)

Rats - Notte di terrore (1984) Poster

the only thing this movie accomplished is making me want to go out and buy some pet rats there just so cute ... file this movie under Italian guys throwing rats at each other and awesome voice overs