Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Video Dead 1987

Things I've learned watching the video dead

  1. Never just trust the guy making up ways to kill the zombies
  2. do not ship your demon t.v. with some 3rd rate courier service 
  3. a chainsaw is useless if your dangling off a tree from some rope
  4. some zombies just kill for fun
  5. its bad to sleep with your housekeeper but its o.k. to sleep with boys who will desecrate the corpse of a dog
  6. zombies are inpatient dinner guests

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