Wednesday, May 4, 2011
The Timeless Being
We live in trying times. Yet one truth has remained unchallenged since time immemorial.
A hot-air balloon filled with macaroni and endowed with a sixty-foot long mechanical impregnator-canon, The Being mutilates and decapitates. The Being drops translucent semen blobs the size of rhinoceroses on metropolitan areas, causing his victims to raise his instantly-maturing spawn even as they are awash in rivulets of globular cock-mayo.
Some sort of duck shows up.
The movie quickly devolves into a forty-five minute disco music video in which The Being shoots lasers out his rectum. But what the fuck else is new?
Thank for fucking my life, Jackie Kong.
Ben Ford, a translucent semen blob, also hosts his own blog, TorturedEnglish.blogspot.com.
Posted by Ben at 4:56 PM