Thursday, January 12, 2012
RUN FOR LIVES AKA ZOMBIE AREN'T EATING MY FUCKING BRAINS
For all you fucks who claim they could survive a good old fashioned zombie stampede.... Here' your chance. Run for your lives is a 5k through the woods with an obstacle course thrown in, but wait there's more! Now you're asking yourself, what makes this race for me Mr.Zombies? Well kids, your ass will be chased by hordes of zombies the whole damn race. What's that? You don't want to be chased by zombies, you say. Well guess fucking what? Yup, you can be a zombie and chase assholes like yours truly. Don't want to do either? Well, I'm sorry you're such a pussy, but you can get an observer pass and stand on the sidelines. Locations currently include: Baltimore, Atlanta, Boston, Indianapolis, Portland, Seattle, Pittsburgh, and San Diego. Your good friend Zombies Ate My Breakfast will be out running bitch ass zombies in Atlanta, possibly Boston as well. It is a bit pricey if you wait to the last second to sign up, so do it as soon as you can. There's camping, live music, and swag to be had as well.
~Zombies Ate My Breakfast