Sandwiches, friendship and blowjobs

Today's review is on the wonderful film, Night of the Demons. I just want to get it out of the way that there is a remake made, Sandwiches, friendship and blowjobs is going to be the film I make someday and it will be an artistic vision like the world has never seen. I already see myself living in a three bedroom fixer-upper will hundreds of dollars I will be earning, I do see a down side is that I feel though various sequels, director changes and the Dreaded "Sandwiches, friendship and blowjobs takes Manhattan" it will be the straw that broke the camels back.

Night of the Demons starts off as Angela is a surprisingly chipper goth girl with a bad reputation and I think it may be that she shoplifts and hangs out with Linnea Quigley, she has made a living off taking off her shirt and playing the ditz in b-movies. The awesome starts quickly as the fat punker moons an old cranky guy on his way to an killer party with less than 10 people? sign me up twice for a ripper with that many heads.

At Hall house the run down house of evil where Angela has decided to have a party to improve her image and to scare the shit out of dudes, with all ten or so people, Partytime! fat punk guy has supplied the tunes for the fiesta and guess what the batteries dies, to combat boredom fat punk and black dude dressed as a pirate go search the house and find the best party game ever, cob webbed old mirror. Angela thinks it a great idea to summon whatever lives in hall house, the mirror shows a gruesome death to a girl and she breaks the mirror and evil lands in Linnea Quigley and it's not far from the truth.

This movie has everything you need if your stuck on a desert island T@A, poop jokes, scary voices and a dance from Angela that could prove the existence of God or at the least give a Hot Topic employee a raging hard-on. I'd also like to know who does like women with awesome breasts getting heads turned like a soda cap.

Night of the Demons is a strong film from start to finish with great deaths and a good sense of humor about itself, a goody goody dressed like Alice who sometimes lets her vagina in the way of saving her own ass at time. Now some will say just because of dealing with possession by demons that it is knock off Evil Dead and I fight anyone who says that in my earshot.

Night of the Demons has a kick ass soundtrack and it has a great tales of the crypt style ending. If anything sums it all up it has to be Linnea Quigley.